Dirty pick up lines | Pickupliness

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And in today’s pick up lines post (and video coming up soon) We are going to show you how to truly impress while using these pick up lines. And then, the best collection. After all, you will also have a bonus of top 10 dirty pick up lines to avoid. Enjoy! And do not forget to favour your preferable pick up lines to let other people know about your favorite pick up lines.

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off ?

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

What do you like for breakfast?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)

I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!

Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop

Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it this night.

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.” Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.

Wanna go on an ‘ate’ with me? I’ll give you the ‘D’ later.

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

Nice legs…what time do they open?

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet

Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I’m easy. Are you?

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

Do you take Visa?

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

Baby i want to let it snow all over your twin peaks

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Wow! Are those real?

Hi. Are you cute?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I have a job for you, but it blows!

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

Do you want to see something swell?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…

Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…

My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

That dress would look great on my floor…

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?

I’m a business man I work in orifices… got any openings?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.

Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?