Lord of the Rings pick up lines

  • A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
  • In my robe is where the magic happens!
  • You have my bone and my a$$
  • You shall not pass without giving me those digits.
  • Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
  • Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
  • I am no man. Wanna bone ?
  • You don’t need One Ring to find me.
  • Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
  • Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.
  • So, hey, how about that Weather. Top?
  • My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.
  • Speak, friend, and enter… your number in my phone.
  • I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.
  • I couldn’t help but notice all of these losers circling you like Nazgul… why don’t we get out of here and go back to my Mathom-house?
  • No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.
  • I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.
  • Offering the Red Arrow
  • Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?
  • I’ve heard about a great new club… want to go There and Back Again?
  • You’ve got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.
  • I’d climb the Endless Stair to be with you.
  • I will have you for my second breakfast.
  • I’ll put a ring on it.
  • Your b00b we want them.
  • You have my sword, and my bow and my a$$.
  • Girl your my ring and i’m your Golem because girl “Your MY precious!”
  • One ring to rule them all.
  • I last longer than Boromir.
  • I am no man which is why I’m bicurious and checking you out.
  • “Don’t you leave her, Samwise Gamgee” And I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.
  • Baby I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.
  • Are you the ring? Cause I’ve got my eye on you.
  • I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.
  • Are you an Orc? Cause baby, you’re making my String glow.
  • Honey, you’re like a balrog-smoking Hot !
  • Hey, baby. Wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?
  • Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.
  • A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.
  • Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.
  • Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.
  • Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?
  • Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc p0rn again.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?
  • Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.
  • I can lighten your burden
  • I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!
  • I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.
  • Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.
  • It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.
  • Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.
  • I’ll take you there and back again.
  • I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.
  • I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
  • I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.
  • I may be a fool. But I’m a fool in love with you.
  • Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.
  • Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.
  • Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.
  • Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?
  • Us Hobbits can bring you ‘there and back again’ over and over and over again.
  • TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.
  • This is no trinket I carry.
  • There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.
  • The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.
  • That aromatic scent is my manflesh.
  • Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.
  • Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.
  • No, thats not an Oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
  • My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.
  • My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.
  • My elf eyes only see you.
  • Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.
  • What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?
  • You know what they say about big feet..
  • You must be a Ring of Power, ’cause I want to keep you!
  • You wake something Tookish up in me.
  • Your salted pork is particularly lovely.