Math pick up lines

  • Opsss, I know you like adding numbers so can you please add you phone number here?
  • Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.
  • Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply!
  • Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle? cause you looking right
  • Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.
  • THE LOVE FROM M^e TO YOU IS A CONSTANT.
  • Babe I’ll be sine. You be cosine. Let’s find tangent – See Funny Pick Up Lines
  • Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.
  • Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.
  • Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.
  • Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.
  • Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
  • If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~
  • I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
  • Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.
  • We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.
  • The limit as x approaches getting bored of you does not exist
  • I am not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero… You can’t define it!
  • Baby, our Wronskian must be zero because we seem like a fundamental set of solutions
  • are you sqrt3 because i feel irrational around you
  • We are like sin^2(X) and cos^2(x) because together we ARE ONE
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.
  • Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?
  • Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • My love for you is like pi… never ending.
  • Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
  • My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.
  • My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
  • The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
  • I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
  • the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy.
  • Hey baby, you be sine squared theta, and I’ll be cosine squared theta, and together, we can be one.
  • Boy, you must be point slope form because you confuse the hell out of me
  • “My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”
  • If I were a function you would be my asymptote, I always tend towards you.
  • Hey Girl, can you satisfy my graph?
  • Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
  • My love for you is like dividing by 0
  • Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1 *wink wink*
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
  • Girl, your body is so perfect you should be the sixth platonic solid.
  • Dang baby are you a math genius because 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
  • My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework
  • Is that an orthogonal vector in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (whispers)
  • I want you to use the Quadratic Formula on me
  • You know it’s real if I try to use a math pick up line on you!
  • My weakness is corny math pick up lines.
  • Are you my determinant? Cause you would fill my fundamental parallelogram so fine.
  • Are you less than 90 ? cause you acutie!
  • I love you more than my ti-84 silver edition calculator!
  • I’ll love you until they find an end to pi.
  • Wanna be the variable to my coefficient?
  • My love for you grows exponentially!
  • Are you the square root of negative one? Cause girl, you unreal!
  • I wish you were my trigonometry homework, Cause then you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on my desk.
  • hey girl, can I foil you cause you looking simplifine
  • I wish I was your calculus homework. I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
  • Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • Are you suggesting we should integrate?
  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  • I don’t like my current girlfriend/boyfriend. Mind if I do a you- substitution?
  • Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
  • I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
  • Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  • I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you.
  • Math is so easy, math is not like you at all, you don’t play easy.
  • i wish i was adenine so i could be paired with you.
  • if you were numbers in my textbook you would be fine print!
  • Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!
  • Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.
  • When I look down my pants I am all go GIANTS!
  • I love your asymptote, I know I give you rapid exponential growth so would you like to be tangent to my curves?