Are you always using pick up lines? They work for sure! But try these anti pick up lines or rejections pick up lines to get your face slapped or something! Just kidding.. But the anti pick up lines have less guarantee to work every time you use them ..
Are you the terms and conditions? Because I don’t go give a fuck what you say
Are you the sun? Because every time I look at you, my eyes burn.
Are you from Europe? Because Euro piece of sh*t.
Do you like wine? Because thats all your doing.
Are you a banker because you need to leave me a loan
You remind me of my Asian friend: Ug Lee
Are you Israeli? Because you Israeli hot
You have something on your face, it’s called ugly.
Do you want some sun? Cause you’re shady as f*ck
Ain’t nobody trying to domesticate ya !!
My fridge is hotter than you….
Are you a red light because stop.
Are you a beaver? Because dammmmnnnnnnn you’re ugly
You’re as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2
You started from the bottom, and you’re still there.
I’m not a Flintstone, but I can hit you with a rock.
There’s no “u” in pretty but there is a you in ugly.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you
If losing was a sport, you’d be winning, but still losing
When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change…. Except the direction I’m walking in
Do you have a map? I need to get as far away from you as possible.
Do you study business? Because you are all up in mine.
Even if you were a cat, I still wouldn’t want that pussy.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cabB*TCH
Make like a kangaroo and hop off
You are like a natural disaster. You ruin everything.
Do you know Santa? Because you’re not what i wanted for Christmas
Camel called. He wants his toe back.
Are you from Alaska? Because you are not hot.
My big toe will bang more things then you.
You were in my dream last night. You died.
Make like Justin Timberlake, and timber into a lake.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally this ugly?
Are you a virgin? Because you look like one.
I would insult you, but your genetics already slapped you in the face.
Are you on your period, because your a bitch.
The party don’t start till you walk out
You don’t even go here.
Your like a math problem, nobody wants to figure you out.
You’re like a Prius: overrated, ugly, and only nerds wants you
Girl I now your wearing Nike, but I just wont do it.
Can I take you home? I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
So how many cats do you have?
You’re a slot machine, if i put anything inside you, I always regret it later.
You remind me of vomit, not only do you smell bad but your chunky as hell.
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