Basketball Pick Up Lines

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

You can drop your ball in my Hoop anytime!

Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to ?

If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you.

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it’d look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

May i put my balls in your basket? If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It’s your lucky day, because I’m looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may […]

I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch […]

Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?