Biology Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

If you were part of a leaf, you’d be a cuticle

You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation. (hmm..)

If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)

You are the extension step to my annealing

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane? (not a pretty picture)

You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.

Are you a start codon? Because you’re turning me on.

If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential

If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.

Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

You’re so hot, you denature my proteins

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!

Would you like to go to Rome and see the Cysteine Chapel?

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. (yes, technically this wouldn’t happen, but use your imagination!)

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

I also prefer my ribosomes bound…tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.

Are you third stage neurosyphilis? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

Babe, you’re sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Will you be the adenine to my thymine?

Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!

If I was endoplasmic reticulum….I’d be ribbed for your pleasure

You must be the Hydrogen 2 my Oxygen, coz baby… u make me wet….

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

you are the A to my T and the C to my G

Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends.

Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

I’ll show you my substrate if you show me your active site

Will you act as the lower concentration and let me diffuse into you?

You make me feel like plasm.

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.

Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?