Canadian Pick Up Lines

Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.

Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

Want to see my lumber, Jack?

How ’bout we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?

The way I imagine it, Huron top.

Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.

Baby let me roll up your rim!

Would you like sausage for breakfast?

Have you ever slept with a Canadian? Want to?

Hi, I’m baker. Can i knead  your buns?

Do you want my boston cream?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Are you a maple tree? Cause I’d tap that.

Your hair is shinier than freshly zambonied ice.

Baby let’s make like penguins and cuddle all winter long!

I like my ladies like I like my coffee, large double double.

Are u a beaver bc dam?

Hey, are you Canadian as well? ‘Cause I want to maple your leaf.

I’ll make you see the northern lights.

How ‘bout we play a fun game called Haida totem pole.

I don’t have any heating in my igloo, you wanna head to my place eh?

Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.

Why don’t you let me open up your Northwest Passage?

Are you from Vancouver? Cause I want to give you my cucumber.

Are you maple syrup? Because I’d like to eat you up.

We go together better than fries. Cheese, Curds and Gravy.

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