Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
Is your name WiFi? Because I’m Really feeling a connection.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you
You’re living, you occupy space and have mass.
You matter. – See Funny Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you. 121 retweets 179 favorites
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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