Coffee Pick Up Lines

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so caramel me maybe?

I’m going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.

You’re such a TEAse.

I can feel something brewing between the two of us.

Excuse me, miss, things are about to get real steamy in here.

That’s a nice mug you got on you.

Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.

Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I’m with you.

Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.

Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd, because I’m nuts about you.

Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. how about a real kiss, just to be sure?

Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.

I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.