Doctor Who Pickup Lines

You’re sexier than the tardis

You’re Oodiful

You’re DALEKtable

You’ve stolen BOTH my hearts

Looks like I’m not the only ten in the room

Ooo Baby, you have more curves than the Seal of Rassilon.

You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don’t you?…

I think you need a Doctor

Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

“she just called you the doctor””OH HELL NO! hold my sonic”

Wanna take a ride in my TARDIS?

You are the doctor to my master

You must be a time lord because you have two hearts, yours and mine

Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

You look familiar.  Did I snog your mum at Woodstock?

Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

Are you a Sontaran? because every time I see you I faint. 

If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis and you can ride me through space and time

You’re so hot you’ve given me Torchwood

You’re so perfect, the Daleks wouldn’t dare exterminate you.

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket are you just happy to see me? 

My lungs store oxygen; share

Fezes are red,

The TARDIS Iike blue,

Like River longs for The Doctor,

I long for you.

I’ll make your bed wibbly wobbly every timey wimey

You’ve stolen both of my hearts

How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

Do you have any Gallifreyan in you? Would you like to?

Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Wanna come back to my place?  You can play Doctor Donna.

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.