These Emo pick up lines can be used on Emo girls and boys, they are cheesy and funny as well. Enjoy and share with your friends!
Ugh why are you here, because I your fallen angel, oh really what my name, fineness screw off emo fucker
“Did it hurt when you fell?” “From where?” “From the homepage on DeviantArt.”
“You know what would look great on you? This My Chemical Romance hoodie.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably just leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless.”
“I lost my phone number. Can I have yours or can you just use your phone to see what time ‘The Craft’ comes on TBS tonight?”
“That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.”
“Is it hot in here or is my phone just overheating from all the alerts of comments on my LiveJournal?”
“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through Warped Tour all day.”
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?”
“Was your father a thief? Because it would be great if he could go into Hot Topic and steal a bunch of clothes for me.”
“Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar, waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I show you this Underoath fan art I made again?”
“Let’s get out of here together. No, I don’t want to go back to my place. There’s just so many fake poser scene kids around here I can’t stand it.”
You’ll be thanking me for a lot more than venom tonight.
Why don’t you blow me- a kiss before she goes.
Three Two One, I came to fk.
I might not be a unicorn but you can still ride me.
You wont be telling me I’m an angel after this.
You can run away with me anytime you want (Into my bed).
Planetary (GO!) out with me.
Let’s blast Destroya together in my room.
Imma Gerard my Way into your pants.
Come clean me off, I'm so dirty babe.
Wanna make a movie? Cool, lets call it fifty shades of Way.
I promise you, if we date, we'll last longer than Mikey ever did.
It may not be Valentines day, but I’ll get you in the end
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