Pick Up Lines For Girls

Nice package let me help unwrap that! – See Funny Pick Up Lines

Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi. See Football Pick Up Lines

Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

I’m thirsty, can i drink you?

Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me (:

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?

I wan’t you as I want my pizza, hot and ready.

A sweet girlfriend deserves a loyal boyfriend.

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through the day.

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

Do you have a map? Because I’d like to find my way into your heart.

Hey, are you a keyword? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for on Google!

You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.

You look a lot like my future husband.

Can i check your pockets? Coz i think you stole my heart.

Do you have a map? Coz i’m lost in your eyes

Do you own a burger joint? Coz i’d eat you in and out

Do these feel real to you ?

You know what would make your face look better ? – If I sat on it !

Harry Potter Has No End, just like your handsomeness.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see handsomeness in motion.

Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Mark?

If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm

You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together

Hi, I have something for you !

Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.

Is your name Lionel?, cause your made my panties Messi.

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking “Handsome!”

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy… now take me away!

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my thing or is it too much for you?

You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes

“Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?”

Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”

I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.

Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under

You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it

You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.