Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
Are you O.K.? because it’s a long fall from heaven.
My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
Are you Sweadish? cuz you’re the sweetish girl I’ve met!
Hey honey, I got money!
Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.
If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
Hey baby, got any cavities?
Are you tired? cuz you’ve been running around in my mind all day!
Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?
Nice socks, can I try them on?
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?
I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine
My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
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