History Pick Up Lines

Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.

It is safe to say that you are Lee Harvey Oswald? Since you blow my mind off.

I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.

I have the perfect dressing for you if you let me toss your salad.

Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!

I’m no James Monroe, yet I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.

My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.

Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.

You are as hot as the Great Fire of London.

If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.

Like the USSR in 1991, I’m falling for you girl.

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.

Girl, this evening you’ll be similar to Ben Franklin. You’re gonna find electric power.

You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.

Hey, girl! I am falling for you like Berlin wall.

If you were President, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Is your name Amundsen? Since I need you to investigate my south pole.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.

Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.

I’d stop the world and send Lewis and Clark to search for you.

You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

Wanna go to my palace and talk about Big Stick Diplomacy?

Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.

Need to know why they call me Titanic? Because when I go down, the women dependably get off first.

If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?

Did you develop the plane? cause you appear Wright to me.

Wanna to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire!

Hey girl, with that huge round ass, I could cruise into your sea and ride you all the way to China .

Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.

Hey, girl! If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

My missile never had a crisis.

Did you know the ancient Romans used halved lemons as a form of birth control?

Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, and you light up my world, girl.

You can call me Lincoln in light of the fact that I’m going to liberate you from those jeans.

I must be identified with Ben Franklin. I’ve recently found some power between us.

If you were on pearl harbor, they would’ve thrown flowers instead of bombs.

Wanna join the 10-foot high club? – Wright Brothers.