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- Opsss, I know you like adding numbers so can you please add you phone number here?
- Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.
- Wanna do math homework? subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide the legs— and multiply!
- Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle? cause you looking right
- Hey girl. Are you a 5×5 matrix inversion? Because I wanna spend way too much time with you and probably make a mistake or two.
- THE LOVE FROM M^e TO YOU IS A CONSTANT.
- Babe I’ll be sine. You be cosine. Let’s find tangent – See Funny Pick Up Lines
- Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.
- Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.
- Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.
- Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.
- Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.
- If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~
- I wish i was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
- Hey, girl, you must be a parabolic asymptote, because you do real interesting things to the behavior of my functions.
- We might have an initial value problem, but if we use an integrating factor we can find a solution.
- The limit as x approaches getting bored of you does not exist
- I am not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.
- My love for you is like dividing by zero… You can’t define it!
- Baby, our Wronskian must be zero because we seem like a fundamental set of solutions
- are you sqrt3 because i feel irrational around you
- We are like sin^2(X) and cos^2(x) because together we ARE ONE
- Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.
- Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?
- Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.
- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
- My love for you is like pi… never ending.
- Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
- My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.
- My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
- The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
- the thought of you and i is deriving me crazy.
- Hey baby, you be sine squared theta, and I’ll be cosine squared theta, and together, we can be one.
- Boy, you must be point slope form because you confuse the hell out of me
- “My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”
- If I were a function you would be my asymptote, I always tend towards you.
- Hey Girl, can you satisfy my graph?
- Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- My love for you is like dividing by 0
- Hey girl, what’s your sin? it must be 90 because you’re the 1 *wink wink*
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
- Girl, your body is so perfect you should be the sixth platonic solid.
- Dang baby are you a math genius because 9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
- My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework
- Is that an orthogonal vector in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (whispers)
- I want you to use the Quadratic Formula on me
- You know it’s real if I try to use a math pick up line on you!
- My weakness is corny math pick up lines.
- Are you my determinant? Cause you would fill my fundamental parallelogram so fine.
- Are you less than 90 ? cause you acutie!
- I love you more than my ti-84 silver edition calculator!
- I’ll love you until they find an end to pi.
- Wanna be the variable to my coefficient?
- My love for you grows exponentially!
- Are you the square root of negative one? Cause girl, you unreal!
- I wish you were my trigonometry homework, Cause then you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on my desk.
- hey girl, can I foil you cause you looking simplifine
- I wish I was your calculus homework. I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
- Will you be my third dimension? Without you I’m not real.
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- Are you suggesting we should integrate?
- Can I plug my solution into your equation?
- I don’t like my current girlfriend/boyfriend. Mind if I do a you- substitution?
- Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
- I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
- Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
- You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
- I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you.
- Math is so easy, math is not like you at all, you don’t play easy.
- i wish i was adenine so i could be paired with you.
- if you were numbers in my textbook you would be fine print!
- Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!
- Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.
- When I look down my pants I am all go GIANTS!
- I love your asymptote, I know I give you rapid exponential growth so would you like to be tangent to my curves?