The most unique school pick up lines to use either in schools or academic atmospheres, these school pick up lines are for the first time on the Internet, presented by Pickupliness.
Are you a prospective student? Because I’d like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.
Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that’s where Cornell is located.
Are you Harvard? Because I know I’ve got no chance with you.
Are you my future roommate? Because I just can’t stop talking to you online and I’m so excited for us to move in together. Then we’ll get really annoyed with each other. But then we’ll […]
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you the SATs? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for six hours.
Are you the second semester of my senior year? Because I am so happy I survived long enough to see you.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
Are you the tuition at my dream school? Because I do not think my parents will approve of you (which makes it all the hotter).
Being that beautiful just isn’t equitable!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven University? And do you know what their minimum GPA requirement is?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them
Did we have any homework due?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Do these flowers expiate the fact that I’ve been stalking you?
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Do you have a pen I could borrow?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Do you have any you’d like to add?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to!
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I’d suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do I can write that letter.
Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off
Even if there were no gravity on earth, i’d still fall for you
Everytime I hear your voice it reverberates within my soul.
Girl don’t repudiate me, I’m a nice guy.
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