Unique Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

You smell like Fritos, that’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare – you’re so hot you’re gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.

You’re like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

You’re so lovely – you make me want to go out and get a job.

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Be unique and different – say yes.

I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet.

I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.

If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.

Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.

I’m like chocolate pudding – I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

I lost my phone number – can I borrow yours?

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Isn’t this magical?

It’s like we’ve already said ‘hi.

Are you French? Because maDAMN.

Would you like to fill out a survey?

Back in my day, we’d have painted you on the side of an airplane.

Hey this isn’t what I ordered. I ordered a Big Mac, a fry, and a date with you!

Whatever she is doing at 6.

Lemme hold dat number.

Has anyone told you what’s wrong with you today?

You coming, then?

I could take the time to compliment your beauty and physical features but I want to get to know your heart and soul.

We were just talking and she’s actually coming home with me tonight.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.

I’m sorry. I should have been there to catch you.

I’m not flirt, all I’m doing is pointing out your beautiful features.

Are you single?

I want to stare into your eyes and never look away; I want you to hold me in your arms and tell me it’s okay; I want to kiss with a passion that only we […]

Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdadass up.

I make puppets…and I crochet, for a living.

When it comes to poison I’m the Dread Pirate Roberts.

What do you think about this couple?

I used to date her; do you mind if I put my arm around you to make her jealous?

I’ll never treat you the way he does.

You know, I think I’d rather dance with you.

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