Water Pick Up Lines

I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

I barely noticed you in the winter months.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?

Are you swedish? ‘Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me?

Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching.

I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing.

So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?